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Gujju dad's advice to his vella son
Agar duniaya mein kuch karke dikhana hai to meri baat maan
Hathi ke upar shirshasan karke photu khichava
Us photu ko ulta latka
..... aur duniayako dikha

 

After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the
large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down
and see how things were holding up.
Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."

 

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"

 

Lalooooo
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the
downfall of all the European Union and America?" God replies: "Son,
you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts
crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see
the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?"
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Lallo Yadav visits God and asks him: "Jai Ho Prabhu, when I sall see
Bihar becoming prosperous and happy state?" Hearing this, God starts
crying. Lallo is astounded and asks: "Prabhu, why you are crying?"
God replies: "Beta, I will not see it in my lifetime.........!!"

 

2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wifes...
one : What urs look like?
second : she's 5'9 , fair, 36-24-36, blue eye....And Urs?
one : forget mine, Lets look urs...

 

Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat....
Laloo : Iss bhains ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhains nahin...
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...

 

Good
Hold ur toungue tightly and then try say the word "Good"

 

wish u could take ths few wrds back(Hilarious)
Ever spoken and wished you could take the words back, or that you could
crawl into a hole? Here is a women who do............


This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
any.....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and
asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were
laughing so hard!

 

super sardar
Once the sardar union angered by the illtreatment of Sardars in US gives a life threatening call to Bush.Bush feels it very strange and replies to him telling amount his strengths in defence.
Firstly he says that he has so many soldiers(2 million) etc..for that the sardar head says that he has his friends who are more than enough for the whole army..now when Bush talks about his aircrafts,tanks etc..the sardar talks about his tractor and gaddi..Bush really gets furious and stops talking to him..One fine morning the sardar head calls up Bush and says that they have taken back the idea of attacking US.Surprised,Bush asks for the reasons for this sudden act.the sardar says yesterday when we were having a lassi party we thought about this war finally came to the conclusion that we shall not attack US as there was no possiblity to maintain 2 million prisoners of war....

 

7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hai...

"Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...??"

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai...

aur kehtaa hai........







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" chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. ... "

 


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